Kola Champagne I hate descriptions. These are just my random mind ramblings. They are what I find pleasing to my mind's eye. Beware: i'm about as deep as a pissy kiddie pool. Don't expect my inner-most anything and we should be good. Here is where you enter text, info, about me, whatever, your page graphics, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.
I love all women……

complicated-at-best:

Bigger women are my preference. This doesn’t mean that I dislike smaller or slimmer women. All my life I’ve been attracted to large women do to the fact that I’ve always been surrounded by then. I love flesh. I love the feel of a woman that is full figured. I love the fact that a full figured woman’s frame next to mine feels a certain way. Like I said its hard to explain. Just know that I love and appreciate you for all of you.

As Lane Bryant panties drop around the world. OW!!

Easy Breezy Beautiful Big Bad Bitches all OVA my mothafuckin tumblr. *church fan*

I’m resurrecting, I’m getting so much life!!!!

EEEEEEEEEYE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE-ah!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD, YOU SLUTTY SLUT. WHAT’S THE PROBLEM TODAY? YOU WANT A SLUTTY MAMMOGRAM TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU’VE GOT SLUTTY BREAST CANCER? JUST KIDDING, OF COURSE. YOU’RE HERE FOR AN ABORTION BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT’S MATHEMATICALLY PROVEN THAT LESS THAN FIVE PERCENT OF OUR TOTAL PROCEDURES ARE ABORTION, EVERYONE STILL BELIEVES THAT ALL WE DO IS GET RID OF YOU AND YOUR ARMY OF HIPPIE BOYFRIENDS’ SLUTTY MISTAKES, YOU BIG OLD SLUT, YOU.

SLUTEVER, AM I RIGHT? TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE AND WE’LL SEND SOMEONE OUT TO DO A PROVOCATIVE SEX DANCE BEFORE WE GIVE YOU SOME NUDIE MAGS AND NIPPLE TASSELS. I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY LEGITIMATE HEALTH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WOULD RUIN OUR NONSTOP SLUT PARTY.

NEXT, PLEASE.

tumblita

I just downloaded an app for tumblr that I hate. What iPhone apps are you guys using? I need a better option.

I think I hate it more because I paid for it.

That super awkward moment

When you’re tumblr app gets stuck in someone’s “likes” and you can’t get out no matter how many times you swipe the fuck out of your screen.

I’m left feeling a little stalkerish now.

I could recreate this for Halloween and be fierce as many many fucks. NOW… Where do I find a baby human-faced robotic octopus hat?!?! Anyone?

Sometimes you just have to be your own hero & save yourself. Because sometimes the people that you cannot imagine living without, can live without you.

complicated-at-best:


Yes. Sho nuff!

rellyjuicejones:

suckmesleezi:

i have to reblog it everytime

lmfaooooooo

GPOY

rellyjuicejones:

phatearrangsnthangs:

So….. maybe I need to lose a couple pounds or I may not be able to do this in the future- which is kinda messed up cause I’m pretty flexible.

naw you can still do it. he just has to be strong enough to hold you up.  *signs up*

Wait a minute——-

I think I’m going to delete this tumblr account. I already post my shit elsewhere. Everything will be on either azulalocs.tumblr.com OR primalurge.tumblr.com

Thanx for following though. So kind!



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